Did something slip my mind?

Well, guess what. The next time you buy your Viagra, the labeling is going to warn you there’s a risk you won’t remember something important. So, like you’re lying there in bed next to this beautiful woman and want to go again (that Viagra’s really got you in the mood). What’s your best line? Well, you could always try, “Are you ready to go for the first touch down?” “The first?” she queries. “Well, I can’t remember anything after getting into bed!”

After all, if you take a pill of viagra, you don’t want to see a second head sprouting from your neck three or four days later. A second mouth to feed is just too much with the price of gas $4 a gallon and a recession threatening. Those folks down at the FDA are doing a wonderful job protecting us from all those side effects. So I was real surprised to see the FDA is getting all worked up about TGA.

Hey, that doesn’t read so good. She’s going to be real pissed at you if you say you can’t remember the last five times. What was she doing to please you so much? Now I understand why the FDA is so worried about this TGA. It could get real dangerous in bed if you can’t remember having sex with your partner.

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